Bulan 3

hello march!!!

3 months had gone by and it made me think how fast time flies..macam lalat lo...

ok i memang teda mood mau crita today...im being honest this...couldn't really sort my words out..mengantuk kot..*yawn*

tapi ada ni 1 benda sia mau share juga la..n i think it's hideous + disgusting! ba, there's this lady ( gumuk², pjg rambut )..which i refer her as dungut! why??? jap..mau story la nie...
well, she used to dine at SR..alone..(kesian juga la..) and her favourite dish was Chicken Cordon Bleu ( some kind of deep fried stuffed chicken...sadap tu! sia suka! ) So that day..2 months ago if im not mistaken..she came like usual, makan sana..and alone..tia perna nmpk dia dtg sama kawan..then she sat at the table where every single person in SR including us could clearly see her. She was staring at places and talked to herself la basically. Uih! mental ka ni urang? I said to one of my peers. *Kuriring² ni perempuan...cakap satu orang...tp tia pa la sab besa suda juga nmpk org begitu..cakap sendiri...so buat cam besa ja la...then buli² dia kurik hidung depan² public!!! oh my goodness!!!!! di manakah kemaluan anda???? pandai kunun dia mo cover pakai tangan sebelah tp macam la kami tetau apa dia buat ba kan...it was so disgustingly ketara ba i tell you!!! lama lagi tu dia kurik sampai makanan dia siap! tsktsktsk......all of us kept staring at her while she was dengan nikmatnya menggali lobang hahahaa!!!!! she didn't noticed that people were actually looking at her lol! memang jijik betul la! after dia jalan berabis kami lap tu meja sama di bawah dia supaya tiada kesan degil yang berkuman pada meja kami..

Now she jarang makan di SR suda la..paling² pun take away only....but there's another strange thing about this lady...she tend to spend hours inside our toilet doing ghee..i don't know!!! but i always think that she loves to kurik her hidung lama² sampai abis bulu hidung waaaahahahahahahaa!!!! then only she comes out...hrmmm....perna satu kali..i didn't know it was her inside the toilet lamaaaaaaaaaa btul smpai sia mo terkencing suda!! trus sia teriak astagaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! terkejut jg la dia keluar nmpk muka sia trus dia tanya ko ka yang teriak astaga tadi??? ha, bukan lah! sia bilang..hehe..pandai kan temberang..ba sepa suruh berjam-jam dlm tandas! Suda la *kapsit tandas urang! baru ko tau la! Maka itulah kisah disebalik kenapa sia panggil dia dungut..

Till today, she's still one of our regulars haha!! and there's something really weird about her..kalo buli mau jg la siasat lol!!!

Anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to those who were born in MARCH!!! No matter how old u are, just be happy! That's the most important because everyone deserves to be..


*yawning*
ooxx,,,
GREENGANGAK.

---} wordplay; kuriring²= gila²
kapsit= mengambil kesempatan / main tipu / buyuk